Cabbage - [kab-ij] Chiefly British
1. a. cloth scraps that remain after a garment has been cut from a fabric and that by custom the tailor may claim.
2. slang - verb. To steal; pilfer: He cabbaged whole yards of cloth.
Cove - (kəʊv) Brit, Austral
1. old-fashioned , slang - a fellow; chap.
Cabbaging Cove: A scoundrel keen on pilfering [from the annals of not-so-distant history]!
About the Cabbaging Cove
that’s creepy as hell
“Things in cellophane are clean and sanitary”
bro that’s a baby not a pickle
(Source: magnificentspot, via retrospace)
WTF
“The best things in life come in Cellophane!” (Cellophane makes strangling your newborn child a blast!)